Sunday 6 May 2012

Life is Gourd

Sitting on a picnic bench here in El Bolson, Argentina, I'm being watched by a dirty little cat who slept in my bed last night. He has taken a liking to me but seems to be bi-polar, either bites me or purrs with delight. I'm staying in a bunkie in the woods, one of the buildings this campground also offers to weary travellers. Here, the golden leaves fall, the chickens rule the roads, the homebrew is 4 dollars a litre and mate gourds and their owners are abundant. What are mate gourds you ask? Excellent question. Here's some trivial knowledge you can impress your employer with.

The Yerba Mate plant belongs to the holly family and grows in Northern Argentina and parts of Paraguay, Uraguay, Bolivia and Brazil. The infusion, called Mate, is made by steeping the dried leaves in hot, but not boiling water. From this is made a type of tea, with an herby, grassy and to some people, bitter flavour.

Mate is a social event. It is shared between friends and family, and as I've learned, with complete strangers as well. The tea is made in a hollow grourd with a metal straw called a bombilla, or pronounced BOM-BI-SHA in Argentina. Unlike regular tea, the leaves are not strained or removed from the rest of the drink. For this reason, the bombilla acts like a filter and doesn't allow the leaves to get sucked up with the rest of the tea. Some like it with sugar to cut the bitterness a bit, others take it plain. You can purchase yerba mate flavoured naturally with things like orange rind or dried peppermint for a different flavour.

A little sunset mate. What a gourd-day it was... 

Here-ye, here-ye, the amateurs try their hand at a mate circle. I think we fooled them. 


Rules of Sharing Mate:

1. NEVER. EVER. Touch the bombilla (the straw). It is illegal and you will likely be fined by the police. Or just viewed with great suspicion and alarm by those whose company you have now ruined.

2. Don't pass the mate to the person next to you. Pass it back to the person who prepared it and is serving it. Finish all the water in the ground before you pass it back.

3. Don't take a year to finish your turn. The ansy looking guy beside you might snap at any moment if you're yammering on and not finishing your turn. Learned that one.

4. Only say GRACIAS when you're finished. This is a hard one for Canadians who are tempted to say "gracias" upon recieving the gourd, again when passing it back, and likely a "sorry" or "excuse me" somewhere in between just for good measure. Only when you are done and do not desire another turn may you say "gracias."

5. Slurp it up. Again, a social etiquette no-no in Canada is totally fine in this case. In fact, the more you slurp, one could presume, the more you like it.

6. "Unos Mates?" It's a sign of respect to offer someone some mate when you first meet them. When asked how you like it, dulce o amargo (sweetened with sugar or bitter) it is nice to respond with "como vos tomas" ... how you take it.

The tea is so common, people walk around with the gourd in one hand and the thermos of hot water tucked beneath their armpit. The people of this region may well evolve in a crooked position to better allow the holding of these items. The drink is so common here that most bus stations and public places have a hot water thermos filling station.

So the next time you drop by South America and find yourself awkwardly participating in a circle sharing of mate, you can wow the crowd with your expertise.



El Bolson is a hippy refuge and is home to a superbly Wolfville-style farmer's market with great food, funky jewelry, clothing and a lot of dreadlocked heads. It's nestled in a valley surrounded by mountains. The little bunkie has a wood fire and breakfast consists of apples that dropped to the dry earth the night before. This may be one of the most peaceful places I've been. The simplicity of life is found in a pleasant repetition and enjoyment of daily tasks, meaningful encounters with neighbours and a mescla of people from all walks of life

I rolled into town with some fun fellows from Holland, Simone and Andres. They reorganized the peppy little car they were renting to make me a nest in the back seat. I played I-pod DJ and we cruised from our Bariloche to El Bolson, about an hour and a half. Or two hours if you enjoy getting lost and cleaning every window on the car with great precision at the gas station.







We did a hike one day to the top of Cerro Something. The first part of the trails leads to a forest of statues and shapes carved into natural tree stumps. Very cool and a little eerie. The second part of the trail led to the refugio where you can lay low, buy some brew and eat pizza. We opted for petting all the animals we could find. There we learned that there was a final leg to the hike, another 2.5 hours to the very tip of the mountain to get a 360 panoramic vista. So being completely unprepared, without food or lights for if it got dark, and starting very late in the afternoon, we obviously decided to do it. 








"Vale la Pena" - Worth the pain... - as they say here. And there was pain. 2.5 hours to the tip of a mountain, that sounds like it involves a lot of climbing. My concerns were realized. We spent the last 500 meters, literally on hands and feet unable to stand without sliding down on the loose gravel slope. The scenery was incredible, rocky barren mountains with hues of smoky blue and lavender. It was like being on mars. In all directions was nothing but mountain tops and hazy clouds. We discovered that our hollers echoed for at least 12 seconds. Unreal.




A little vertigo or the wrong step would send you for a nice flight, perhaps at "terminal velocity" (yarrgh-yar) off the side of the mountain. The tiny little perch was hardly spacious. A little marker at the top was decorated with items people left, the earrings and shoe laces, pins and nick nacks. No underwear surprisingly. I left an anklet I picked up in the coast of Peru. From sea level to the highest peaks... what an incredible world we live in.

This may be a look of genuine concern. 



If anything is worse than climbing straight up, it's going down, for anyone blessed with Vervaeke knees. Two hours of trying to stop yourself from running, or rolling, the rest of the way down puts you another 3 - 4 months closer to knee surgery. Got to get back on those calcium supplements. Although the trek down we could slide meters at a time which was groovy - like being on the moon.

The rest of my time in El Bolson was spent taking walks and reading in my cozy bed with the fire on downstairs and trying to approach the skiddish pigs that roamed the muddy part of the property. Never quite got close enough to pet one. Major letdown. On the last day, a grandfather, his son and nephew arrived to stay the night in the bunkie. They were accompanying their elder to his chiropractic appointment from out of town and staying the night with him.

I love this about South American culture - the closeness of families. It is notably distinct from North American culture. While neither is better or worse, families here spend a lot of time together and really take care of one another. They usually don't stray far from home, which means Sunday afternoons, and just about every lunch break/siesta during the week, are shared together eating and letting the kids roam. It is beautiful.

The three guys invited everyone staying at the campground for a Parrilla - a typical Argentinian BBQ. A meat-lovers dream. 10 pounds of meat went on the fire, likely half a cow and other vairous parts. Spicy chorizo and big steaks seasoned only with salt. Simple is the way. All the meat was eaten with buns, handmade by a local whose little sister baked them fresh that afternoon. No condiments, nothing else. I made a big tray of roasted vegetables. We sat around, a group of 10 or 15 of us, the 4 Canadians living out back in the beer-making shed, the locals and the passerbys. Young and old, spanish and english, surrounded by bottles of homebrew and red wine, greasy fingered and translated smiles in the warmth and smell of an autumn woodfire. Thanks El Bolson.

Left for St Martin de Los Andes, another version of El Bolson and conveniently on route to Buenos Aires. Slowly making my way North these days, back home one bus ride at a time.

Tuesday 1 May 2012

Chocolate Coma

I have awoken from the chocolate coma and expect to make a full recovery. My life has been a training for this past week, hiding chocolate from others, making others hide it from me and then getting angry when I find it. I recall a moment last Christmas when the crazy landlord left us a tin of Quality Street chocolates after her unsuccessful DIY attempt to fix our clogged bathtub. Good thing too because other than that, all she left was a big hairy moldy mess in the tub (which we took knee-high cold showers in for a week). But that's neither here nor there. We asked the tolerant and accepting legend: Matt Conlin/roomate for life to hide the chocolate which he willingly did. We later busted into his room and in a flurry of hysterical womanness found the tin and cleaned it out.

Bariloche, Argentina is the chocolate capital of South America. Any and all travel plans I made up to now were centered around getting there. Every fourth storefront was a chocolate shop, window fronts of truffle mountains, oozing dulce de leche, liquid chocolate fountains and weird mechanical figures rolling pastry (not sure why). The highlights included a maracuya cream truffle (passionfruit) with dulce de leche (a type of caramel) bathed... en-robed in velvety dark chocolate. The other favourite was a dark truffle with poppy seeds on top, to which I comically mis-typed as poopy seed chocolate in correspondence with Joel. The sheer amount of chocolate I have eaten has made me delusional.


The not-so-sweet effects of chocolate coma

Addiction is not beautiful
Besides that Bariloche was a fantastic place to lay low, or climb high, for several days. Although a little built up and touristy, it still had the charm of a Swiss-San Francisco. It sits right on a beautiful shimmering lake with nothing but mountains surrounding it. The lakes around Bariloche are crystal blues and emerald greens, tropical colours. I arrived with friends from the NAVIMAG ship and we set up camp in an apartment style hostel, dining on gourmet oatmeal and stolen jam-packets. Our mescla of people included a Swede, Canadian, American, Peruvian/American and Brit/Moroccan.












The first day we did a quick and dirty hike up to an awesome lookout. It was 30 minutes of steep climbing to a great panoramic point of a million lakes, hidden by green and red forests lit up by golden sunlight. The second day we did a 25km bike ride, that may have been one of the most beautiful I have ever experienced; winding roads through leafy archways, passing sparkling lakes and shady old-growth forests all surrounded by mountains. We stopped for a nap on a white stone beach. The water went out for what seemed like miles and only reached knee height. The second stop was at Lago Escondido, or Hidden Lake which was exactly that.













The others left the next morning and Anouar and I rocked out to some Cyndi Lauper blues (who knew!?), sipping Fernet (bitter herby liqueur added to Coca Cola) and Anouar destroyed me at 6 games of ping pong. Still upset about that one. The lake front hostel was beautiful with great staff who taught me how to pack my first mate gourd. The only downfall was the extremely smelly french man who required the staff to spray an ungodly amount of air freshener around the hostel and shuffle nauseated guests into other rooms. Ah the joys of hostel living.









My final day there I got out for a solo hike to a mountain lake and refugio. The colours in this forest were magical and a little hut built into a cave affirms that there ARE indeed fairies and gnomes living there. I knew it. Met two crazies with a car and we took off to El Bolson the next morning to soak in the hippy scents of patchouli and unwashed hair.